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Travel Size Granny Love Doll

$15.99

Who said “Beauty comes with age” Wrinkles, saggy tits, and broken hips are more like it! Unlike most grannys who knit and bake, this golden oldie has just one thing on her mind-SEX! She’s waited half a century for a young stud like you to come along and sweep her off her false hip and achy feet. Just be gentle with the old hag and make sure you have her home in time for Bingo! 26 inches tall.

Light Up Sexy Torso Beer Glass

$15.99

Liven up your night night with the Light Up Sexy Torso Beer Glass.
Flashing lights flash on and off in bright multi-colors.
Great party favor and attention grabber.
Easy off.
Push on button function.
Batteries included.

Light Up Boobie Beer Cup

$14.99

Liven up your night with the Light Up Boobie Beer Glass.
Flashing lights flash on and off in bright multi-colors.
Great party favor and attention grabber.
Easy on and off push button function.
Batteries included.

Phoney Face Boobie Nose Glasses

$9.99

Forget Gaucho Marx, we’ve got the funniest phony Face glasses in town. These glasses have a boobie nose and black frames. Make ’em laugh by just looking at them.

Ass Tray

$11.99

It’s more than an ashtray, it’s an ash-hole! Stick your butts in this butt and puff away in peace. Always wanted to stick a hot cherry where the sun don’t shine Go right ahead, this little piece of ass will have you blowing smoke!

Brewzies Inflatable Refillable Party Bra Drinking Accessory Holds 48 Ounces

$32.99

Amaze your friends and be the talk of the party with the incredible Brewsies inflatable bra!

Grab a cup and fill’er up with the amazing Brewzies bra! The original Brewzies is “the perfect pair for the perfect pour” an is the must-have drinking accessory for your next party. Just fill your Brewzies with your favorite ice cold beverage and get ready to squeeze and please all night long! Each refillable boob holds up to 24 fl. oz. (48 oz. combined) while the shoulder straps easily adjust to fit most sizes.

Directions: Pull the pin in the tip of the nipple out far enough to allow proper flow, then put it back in when finished for a perfect pour every time!

Miss Dusky Diva – Mini Doll

$12.99

Possibly the world’s smallest love doll, Miss Dusky Diva easily fits in your coast pocket and sure loves to fuck! She stands 26″ in height and loves sucking dick!

Travel Size Judy Blow Up Doll

$15.99

Meet Judy, the pocket sized party girl who’s always ready to blow.This adorable airhead never says no to a good time-just add air and she’s yours to enjoy. She’s perfect for bachelor parties, group sessions, and riding shotgun in the carpool lane. Take her with you wherever you go-Judy loves to be the life of the party!

Pussy Straws 8 Pack

$12.99

You gotta lip it before you sip it!

Who doesn’t love pussy That’s what we thought, and now you can share your love for the pretty pink paradise with all of your friends with these hilarious Pussy Straws. These sexy sippers are a must-have for Bachelor Parties, Frat parties, guys night out, poker night, divorce parties, strip club sessions, lesbian lickfests, and any other sultry slit celebrations. If you love pretty pink vajayjay, these cute coochie straws are the perfect party starter!